Greetings, traveler!
May your journey here be easy and your rest warm.
Here at the heart of the ancient oak, we tend to the whispers of the forest and gather the stories of the season.


You have entered into the realm of a terminally online social media refugee.
Although I have been playing with HTML for a couple decades, I am still a novice. Be ready for some mediocre entertainment.
thank you to everyone that makes layouts for us who are Too Bad at html.


We are officially outnumbered by bots at 51%. It's time we take back our internet.
Also I've been obsessed with computer pets since 1998, thanks.

Site under construction!
Coming Soon/To Do:
--Literally everything